Die at work in 5 minutes

The Japanese like to work to their death, "Kiroshi", 做到死. In today featured game, you are a 8-5 white collar office worker who could not take the pressure of meetings after meetings, minutes after minutes and the lack of pantry and pretty Office Ladies plus the insane deadlines and puny salary. You decide to die in the office to shame the boss and pull down the name of the company. Can you die in 5 minutes using whatever the office could supply?

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