Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Dear Chief Of Armed Force

Dear Chief of Armed Force,

There has been an e-mail that was forwarded to MIW.com that causes a huge stir in the air force community and eventually it also reach the ears of our marching contingent. I would not like to emphasis on that particular e-mail cause I am sure you have read it numerous times and hopefully laugh about that idiot.

I too have my grudges against the NDP organizing community. I too did not volunteer for this once in a year event celebrity our national birthday/independence. However I am loyal to my country and of course love everything Singapore about it FOOD, PEOPLE, LIFESTYLE, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, PAP blar blar blar.

Now I just like to highlight an issue during the NDP parade practice at Nee Soon camp that have left me and others pretty furious about such lack of Professionalism and Care for soldier attitude display by the Parade community.

It was the last rehearsal for the day and my marching contingent was all ready to put in their best before going home for a well deserved rest. We were all form up at the FUP point ready to march into the parade square when it starts to drizzle. Ok, it was light rain and spirits among the man were still high I guess the parade will still go on. Next the drizzle transform into light rain, and everyone was expecting the parade rehearsal to be cancelled. Light rain becomes normal rain and it shows no sign of subsiding. Our guys are all getting wet in their uniform and the SAR21 rifle was getting a bit slippery, it’s a sure sign that the parade cannot carry on. I beckon to my officer, a captain, shouldn’t we all head for the shelter now? The captain just gave me a “Bo Pian” or “Nothing can be done” expression.

The march in carried on upon the first command shouts by the parade RSM, everything goes well despite the rain hitting upon us and drenching our uniform. Next came in the guard of honor in their number 1 uniform, the first time they march in with number 1 uniform after so many rehearsals. Eventually the whole parade was form up, with no incident fortunately. At this moment and rain seems to have subsided a bit. The next thing that happen really really turn me off! I caught a glimpse of one of the parade organizing member sitting up there at the table speaking into the walkie talkie and before speaking into the mike, “CAT 1, Parade is cancelled, all trainers please take over”.

WHAT???!!!! After surviving through the rain, getting our clothes wet, risking our SAR21 rifle of corrosion, enduring a few lightning strike and thunder claps earlier on in the open, now than they tell us all parade is cancelled? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELLED EARLIER ON when its already raining! I can only come to the conclusion that the organizing members are just too eager to look at the whole parade form up in Full uniform for the first time, especially the Guard Of Honor. Are they planning to take a NICE picture of the parade form up? Do the officers up there need to go by SOP and wait for an Official CAT 1 announcement to be made before they cancel the parade? Where is the judgment? Even my Captain knows that the parade should not have carried on earlier on but he is real powerless at that moment. This incident seriously affects the moral of our guys that day and it again display to us, specialists WOSE, the lack of professionalism for some of the Officers (YES I AM PARTICULARLY REFERING TO THE ONES SITTING UP THERE AND WATCHING THE SHOW). Luckily the lightning did not strike the flag party who was dangerously holding on to a tall object that was pointed at one end… We all were probably spared by the god who find us pityful

Sunday, June 26, 2005

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Friday, June 17, 2005

Sushi and Lottery don't mix

Does anyone of you realise that the NTUC Supermarket near Yishun Block 848 have both a sushi stall and a 4D/TOTO/SCORE/STRIKE outlet? All under one roof? I have been a regular patron to the 4D outlet but not the sushi stall because I love my food fresh from slaughter and not a frozen corpse.

Sadly, my 2 years visit to this 4D outlet have not give me any returns at all. I have been a loyal supporter of my IC number S813XXXXZ and have never fail to buy 813X and XXXX every wednesday, thursday and saturday and also have never won a single dollar at all. Am I down on luck due to all the past incident? Not really, cause my IC number strike 1st price for 813X and starter for XXXX when I stop buying both numbers 3 months ago. AHHHHHHH!!!!! SHIT!!!!!! Why so swee? I wrote to my fengshui master, Master Chee Mui yesterday and this is what he got to say.

DEAR RICCARDO ,

I know how swee it have been for you to miss out on you golden chance to a windfall. However, don't despair cause there are many others like you who are very very 'swee' when they visit 'that' 4D outlet. This is why.....

SUSHI...



DON'T MIX WITH....



Allow me, Master Chee Mui, to explain to you why. Its all a matter of Fengshui. You see my friend, while you and other hopeful millionare wannabes are Q-ing to by 4D or TOTO, you all are basically Q-ing around a Sushi store!!! Sushi store contain raw DEAD meat and more outrageous thing is its DEAD fish and Japanese stuff! You know how much the spirits that is still wandering around us hate Japanese. Patrons to that 4D outlet are really Q-ing to their DEATH!!! And the spirits are cursing them.

Let me further elaborate on the point regarding "Sushi don't mix with Lottery". Sushi is a bad bad world when it come to winning "Heng Cai" or "横财". This is because Sushi=Su+Shi= 输+死=Loss to death!!!

Now I don't know why NTUC want to put a sushi stall near to a 4D outlet. I will advise you to write to your MP to complain about this matter. However, I am sure the government will do nothing about it since they are earning from your losing. You either should avoid that Outlet like hell or restrict yourself to buying underground 4D cause I don't know how many Fengshui mis-conflict Singapore Pool have installed.

Please send you consultation payment to me either by Cash, Money Order or Cheque.

Sincere,
Master Chee Mui
Senior Fengshui Master
发财万财风水 Pte Ltd.
Fu Lu Shou Complex
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