Today in "Today" newspaper

Bloody hot ah!!! Riccardo is bloody hot with the following article!


Now this Mr Micheal Chua Kheng Hwee (I call him Micheal "Chao Keng" Hwee) must have never rode a motorbike in his life and although his letter to TODAY was well written and and pretty rationale intially, the last paragraph was a total turn off to people and probably an insult to some who use motorbike as their daily transport:

Micheal "Chao Keng" Hwee: "Due to the elements, riders usually do not go as fast as drivers...."

Riccardo "Chin Buay Song": Eh!! Micheal! What you mean by due to the elements? Fifth element or what? Don't anyhow say we riders not as fast as drivers hor!!! You ride bike before or not? We got 125cc , 400cc and 1000cc leh! Motorbike usually go faster than your Toyota Corrolla, Atlis, Lancer, Swift, Subaru, Getz.... I am talking about motorbike superior power to weight ratio and pick up. Legally, most bikes will reach 90km/hr legal speed limits before your bloody car can achieve that! Micheal, I think you have been living in US or european country for too long where you don't see much bike around because the cars are cheap, haven't you been over-taken by a 1000cc or even 400cc or even a 150cc, 2 strokers bike while you are driving in singapore in your S$50K+ 10 yrs loan interests cars that is depreciating at a staggering rate every year and its technically only a 10 or 20 years vehicle rental from the our great government? Come on, even a state of the art, race proven bike is cheaper, faster and with proper mantainence, can be technically KEPT (not rent) forever with a small fees every ten years? Don't say we slow next time ok? Even we point middle finger at you faster than you can point back.

Micheal "Chao Keng" Hwee: "...riders usually do not go as fast as drivers and inadvertently obstruct drivers"

Riccardo "Chin Buay Song": " Oi Micheal! You got a problem is it? Your bloody car got bloody big and loud horn leh! Use it lah so that we will get out of your way. Please spare some thoughts can or not? Motorbike only have side mirrors and no rear mirrors, how the hell you expect riders know if we are obstructing the road? KNN, sometime car also obstruct the road, why don't you go complain them? Pick on someone your own "wheel numbers" ok? Next time give a "Friendly" peep, high beam the motor bike or just change the bloody lane lah! 3 lane for you to choose, you die die must stick to one lane meh? Still taking your driving test huh, die die must stick to one lane huh?

Micheal "Chao Keng" Hwee: " About the only thing a motorcycle is good for, besides its lower fuel costs, is its ability to squeeze between other vehicles"

Riccardo "Chin Buay Song": " Thanks Micheal for the compliment, finally". I think you often go out during Weekends, travelling along CTE with your "chio" girl friend in your sparking new Subaru WRX with 108hp but stuck the usual saturday traffic jam on the CTE. You are cursing and swearing why its always jam while the Malaysian "Kup Kias" bike and numerous other Singapore motorbike ride pass your left, right, squeezing in between cars that are at a stand still. Your 108hp car is a total waste in the saturday traffic jam and I reckon you only use 1hp only, for idling in the traffic jam. Yeah!!! I reach Orchard lor and Micheal still stuck at CTE listening to his "chio" girlfriend complaining "why you WRX so slow one!!!"

IF EVERY SINGAPOREAN RIDE A BIKE, WE CUT DOWN ON FUEL CONSUMPTION, LESS AIR POLLUTION, LESS TRAFFIC JAM, MORE ENVIROMENTAL FRIENDLY and MAYBE LESS ACCIDENT!!! BY THE WAY, BIKES ARE SO AFFORDABLE!!! From 1cc(bicycle) to 1000cc (Suzuki Hayabusa).

DON"T WORRY ABOUT THE RAIN, THERE IS SUCH THING AS A RAIN COAT.