Spice Girl Parody

Ha ha, while looking through "MY DOCUMENT" on my PC which is celebrating its 8 years in existance (through the constant back up I did), I happen to chance upon a song lyrics that I created back in Secondary school. Back than, me and one of my classmate Peicong form the band "Geylang Street Boys" and started co-writing and sing our own songs. Although there was no expensive recording studios or the MP3 rage back than, looking at the lyrics now I wonder if the "Geylang Street Boys" should make a come back right now? Maybe go into political songs? Here are a few songs we wrote back than. Notice our vocabulary is quite limited but powderful...

Spicy Girl - 2 Become 1

Neon light it shine forever

Geylang girl stand there for business

You should approach it

You should approach it

20 bucks for half an hour

a deal I won’t find another

You should pay for it

You should pay for it

(and she said)

Come a little bit closer baby

Buy some more, durex condom

Cause tonight, is the night

When 2 become 1

(chorus)

I need some love

That I have the money for (gonna make love to you baby)

I get this cheapo lover

Now I will pray for more (gonna make love to you baby)

Sexual Spirit Free

Is the only way to be

Silly games you both are playing

Private eye they are all spying

Your wife paid for it

Your wife paid for it

Balek Kampong your wife waiting

Parang ready for castrating

You have ask for it

You have ask for it

(yah)

Come a little bit closer honey

Parang Do, it getting close

Cause tonight, is the night

When one become none

(chorus)

I need some love

That my wife don’t wanna give me more (Have to cut your weenie jerky)

I get retribution now

I won’t pray for more (Have to cut your weenie jerky)

Sexual organ breech

Is the only way to be