Good crabs bad crabs and chili crabs

There are always good crabs and bad crabs in the SAF, so far I have seen mostly good crabs in my 3 years life in RSAF....there is however one very Lao Yah crab I seriously got piss off with. If given the chance, I will cook him in hot chili all for losing a document that I send to him to get his precious signiture. Damn screw up, two piece of paper also can lost on the desk. At less he should call me when he run out of toilet paper while watching pornography in his office! Sadly, sometimes I feel RSAF is still a "TALK SOLIDER ON TOP OF PAPER" organization.... Alot of paper work beside aircraft work.

I submitted the document 3 weeks ago and have never fail to approach his secretary every two days to ask "Have S4 sign the document?" And here are all the respone I have from his poor secretary who have to endure my countless visit not because I want to and not because she was "Chio"....just because I was suddenly shove with this duty from my Encik... "NAH! Take go S4 sign! Quick sign all else audit come we jialat".

Now here is the few respone I have from Miss Secretary (M.S) everytime I visit.

1st day
Me: Have the S4 sign my document?
M.S: Er...nope, you have to come back tomorrow.

2nd day
Me: Have the S4 sign my document?
M.S: His on leave and will be back Tomorrow.

6th Day (give a bit of allowance)
Me: (Same old question)
M.S: Hmm, let me check...not yet.
Me: Its urgent document, when will it be sign?
M.S: This afternoon, I am sure. Will get him to sign

10th Day (I am very very generous now...)
Me: I am here to collect the document.
M.S: I am sorry, S4 go play golf today and its not sign yet.
Me: Oh, can I have it sign by tommorrow?
M.S: Ok.
Me: Whisper (Nah Beh......!)

Now this goes on and on and on and my Encik keep on pestering me for the document and I have to keep on explaining to him how incompetant the S4 is with handling a pen. Finally,

24th Day (After many many days of visit, more than my whole life visit to clinic)
Me: Is the document sign? If not pass it back to me please.
M.S: Its not sign, let me check with the S4 if he is holding it right now
(5 mins later)
M.S: Oh, S4 did not recieve the document at all? When did you pass it to him?
Me: I pass it to you few weeks ago and you told me you will get S4 to sign dear!?
M.S: Cannot be lah. I did not recieve any document from you.
Me: WHAT??? Crap.....

I walk out of the door and felt so cheated...cheated by a crab and his mistress. Luckily my Encik was pretty understanding and prepare a fresh new document and went to S4 personally to get it sign. 10 mins later...it was done. I was like "What the hell?" I think my Encik "Trapped Crab" helps afterall...